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Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Sean's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, June 24th, 2003
4:37 pm
Kid's books that didn't make it
"You're Different -- And That's Bad"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"All Cats Go to Hell"
"The Little Sissy That Snitched"
"The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"How to dress sexy for grown-ups"
2:13 pm
I've taken to reading jokes to brighten my day. Prepare for a deluge.

I went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out
there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called
him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on
for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

Current Mood: cynical
1:53 pm
The first part of my week has gone badly. I frequently wonder why I don't just stay in bed with my book.

At least I dont have children:

http://www.sfu.ca/~rcork/Self_explainatory.mpg

Current Mood: distressed
Monday, June 23rd, 2003
3:35 pm
I keep meaning to do stuff with fire...

http://www.bearclawmfg.com/s_flog.html
2:54 pm
I have decide to open up a personal LJ as well as one for my d&d character. His is at severan if you want to have a look.

A couple other notes:
* Enter the matrix is cool. Mmmm...
* If you haven't read 'The Black Company' then you might want to give it a try. I've been reading it for a while now and can no longer bring it to work.
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