I've taken to reading jokes to brighten my day. Prepare for a deluge.
I went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out
there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called
him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on
for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. Current Mood: cynical